Santa’s (Caffeine-Fueled) Starting Nine

Scientific studies prove that caffeine helps you fly! (Note: this is not literally true.)


A Right Jolly Old Bro, Bro.

I maintain that these high cacao content chocolate bars are promulgated by some nefarious interest whose intent is to make chocolate into a Bad Idea, maybe by giving it to people who have never had chocolate before and think that this is what chocolate is supposed to be.